we’ll be using every f-stop known to man by PRESIDENT WISHNACK

posted on May 3rd, 2006 in random

PRESIDENT WISHNACK here.

one third of the genius that is stop tape.

here you will see things that amaze you.

cats will bark and dogs will whinny.

horses will be like “wtf?”

you will laugh, you will cry, you will say “hey, that makes me think.”

this site will become you.

and you will try to become it.

but you will not succeed.

it’ll be 4:38 in the morning and you’ll be mimmicking our podcast catch-phrases.

masturbating vigorously.

your parents will say “hey, maybe you should do less stop tape…”

but you will show them our daedal ways and they will masturbate with you.

it will be awkward at first.

but how do you think the whinnying dogs felt in the beginning?

confused? me too. but everything is answered at (206) 339-STOP — our podcast line.

so welcome to stop tape. sit back and enjoy the chaos.