posted on October 7th, 2006 in random
it’s another story passing out with your shoes on while drinking with illustration majors.
regular people are like “draw a penis on his face”.
i got turned into a transvestite geisha.
mutton-chops, a fu man chu, red cheeky blush marks, eyeshadow, lip stick and my nose was turned into a penis with ranch dressing coming out of my nostrils.
i introduced myself to about twenty people that night and forgot to mention i don’t normally look like a flaming clown. none of them mentioned the makeup either, so i’m sure they were like “yep. we’re in san francisco.”
chaotic night. and the worst part is that was only the beginning of it.
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posted on July 23rd, 2006 in random
For those that listened to Show #6 of our podcast, we promised a picture of a homemade pencil that PRESIDENT WISHNACK made a few years ago. So here it is:
A few years ago, we actually did get people to use this pencil to sign release forms and other official documentation. As much as I wish PRESIDENT WISHNACK still had possession of it, the pencil was sold online.
And if you want to know why the hell I’m posting a picture of a homemade pencil… Check out our podcast! I hear it’s pretty good.
posted on May 3rd, 2006 in random
PRESIDENT WISHNACK here.
one third of the genius that is stop tape.
here you will see things that amaze you.
cats will bark and dogs will whinny.
horses will be like “wtf?”
you will laugh, you will cry, you will say “hey, that makes me think.”
this site will become you.
and you will try to become it.
but you will not succeed.
it’ll be 4:38 in the morning and you’ll be mimmicking our podcast catch-phrases.
masturbating vigorously.
your parents will say “hey, maybe you should do less stop tape…”
but you will show them our daedal ways and they will masturbate with you.
it will be awkward at first.
but how do you think the whinnying dogs felt in the beginning?
confused? me too. but everything is answered at (206) 339-STOP — our podcast line.
so welcome to stop tape. sit back and enjoy the chaos.
